July The 4th Be With You…
The Galactic British Empire ruled with a taxing grip. Their tyranny spread throughout the colonies, crushing spirits and overpricing tea.
But hope remained.
A band of rebels—farmers, thinkers, and sassy diplomats—united to defy the Empire of King George. Armed only with muskets, quill pens, and unreasonably large hats, they dared to dream of freedom.
Led by General George “Use the Delaware” Washington, Benjamin “May the Bifocals Be With You” Franklin, and Thomas “I Wrote the Scroll” Jefferson, the rebellion struck back with a Declaration of Independence.
The Revolutionary War raged. Redcoats marched. Cannons fired. Yet the Force of liberty was strong.
In the end, the rebels prevailed.
A new republic was formed—one dedicated to life, liberty, and the pursuit of a better streaming service.
This Independence Day, remember: freedom wasn’t handed over. It was fought for by scrappy heroes in breeches and boots... and probably bad breath.
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