The Outback Steakhouse Illuminati Conspiracy Unfolds...

There's something devilishly demonic going on over at Outback Steakhouse, you guys. 

The Bloomin' Onion was created by Satan!!! The Outback Steakhouse Illuminati Conspiracy is true! PLEDGE HERE: https://www.patreon.com/egotasticfuntime 

The signs are all around us...

Peel back the layers of the Bloomin' Onion and you'll find the horrific truth...

Can democracy survive this Neo Aussie wave of demonic doom? Probably not. :(

ALL TRANSFORMERS TRAILERS AT ONCE: Dark Of The Butt

It's time to Michael Bay the hell out of this reaction video...

The new Transformers movie is called The Last Knight but I doubt Michael "Jerk Face" Bay will stop making them until people stop giving away their hard earned cash to watch this crap. I didn't make this video to hate on Michael Bay, you guys. I made it show how shitty his movies are and that playing all of these trailers at once doesn't take away from the barrage of crap that a MB movie consists of. Also, I hate Michael Bay... M-Bay is able to fool mouth breathers over and over again into watching his movies because he puts so much mindless crap on the screen at one time that the viewer's brain goes numb and enters a catatonic state of euphoria. People confuse the scrambling of their brains as entertainment. This is the same strategy Donald J. Trump used to trick the Thought-Impaired among us into voting for him.

Beating Writer's Block With High Anus

Hey, gang! I'm so glad to be back with this brand spankin' new episode of Egotastic FunTime! As you already know, I thought it was time to take a break and rethink what I was doing with the show. And after much soul searching, alcohol and many slices of pizza... I've returned with a renewed vision for the show! There was a part of me that was begging me to give it up. To just chill out and play video games all day. While that kind of life sounded awesome, I already knew that making the show and expressing myself through it has always felt way more rewarding. So, I decided to come at the show from a different angle. To not try and spend 5 days a week making 5 episodes of EFT. But to spend 5 days a week making 1 episode of EFT. The above episode is the result. I'm way proud of the results. This episode is much closer to the the vision that I've always had for the show.

Go For A Walk Outside... Alternate Takes & Bloopers (Exclusive Content)

Also, as part of a continuing effort to make Egotastic FunTime a fun show on YouTube. I wanted to utilize the website to really become a companion to the show. Here you'll find new content each week. Exclusive videos and content only available here and every episode will have a companion blog to accompany it. FYI... YOU'RE LOOKING AT A COMPANION BLOG RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I hope you enjoy the new path that Egotastic FunTime is taking and that you visit this space each week to get more from every episode! I wouldn't dare try to do this without you guys coming along for the ride!

High Anus PSA

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